Found this Super Mario 64 Bowser battle Theme on YouTube–and love it. Wouldn’t it be great if these got approved? I’d pay money for all of the Mario 64 tunes.
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“How to Tell if Casual Sex is Right for you”
Every time I open up IM I get this lovely extra new AOL window that pops up on my computer. I often read the tabloid headlines and move on. Today, Mario’s normally friendly face and this caption, well, erroneously and miraculously fell into place.
I really don’t know, Mario, is casual sex right for…you?
If for some reason you actually don’t know the best 25 Mario games, the actual feature is here.
In a special video message during a” Live with Regis and Kathie Lee” in 1989, Captain Lou Albano, the forefather of the 1980s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling explosion, adorned himself with Mario’s red hat, blue overalls, and some of the greasiest locks this side of a jheri curls commercial, to tell the TV-watching kids to “Just say no.”
“If you do drugs, you’ll go to hell before you die,” added the funky Mario impersonator. That then would explain a lot of things in my life.
Who the fuck is Capt. Lou? He was somebody afterall.
Albano co-starred in live action segments as Nintendo’s Mario in “The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!” in between the cartoon segments of the show with Danny Wells.
As part of wrestling team The Sicilians, Albano achieved decent success as a mid-tier wrestler in the 1970s. Later on he created a new character, Captain Lou Albano who grew into a famously hated wrestling manager and a highly successful tag-team manager. Thanks to his appearance on a handful of Cindy Lauper MTV videos, he is credited with helping the emerging MTV rock culture boost the WWE’s success though Vince McMahon’s Rock’n’Wrestling storyline.
Personally, I’m not sure which was worse, taking drugs or watching wrestling in the 1980s.
Take a look.